Icy Breath of Death

The icy breath of death was on my neck tonight. My life flashed before my eyes... it was short and dull. But before I get to that, let me say that work tonight was wonderful. Great people working, lots of laughs, and some work got done too. All around good night where you can't ask for much better. Ok, now back to my near death experience. So I drove to my mom's after work to spend the night due to some early appointments that are all near her house. I came in, dropped off my stuff, and went upstairs to let Elvis out of my mom's room (otherwise he just cries at the gate). So both dogs follow me back downstairs and into the kitchen where I begin to fix myself a snack. When I turn around, I see a huge spider on the ground. I gasp in horror at how ugly it is, trying not to scream and wake up my mom. I point to it like that will do much of anything. The dogs see me pointing, Elvis sniffs it and walks away, but then my life saver Easter saved her mom. Just as the spider pulled a large knife from his back pocket, Easter sniffed him and then ate him. To add insult to injury to that bastard spider, Easter chewed on him more than she chews her food. And to top it off, when she was through, she let out a little burp. Almost as if the spider was admitting defeat. And that's how my meth mouth puppy saved the day.